fuckin liminal dumpster fire

gothvriska:

gothvriska:

gothvriska:

gothvriska:

gothvriska:

gothvriska:

gothvriska:

gothvriska:

gothvriska:

gothvriska:

you so

fuckin

precious

when you

hit it

from the

back and

drive you

venusisfortransbians:

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

rebel-in-tartan:

Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?

star-divination:

haiku-robot:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

slapandticklelol:

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

fuck you

The first line is six syllables.

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em

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^Haiku^{^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.}

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We have come full circle.

mariopowertennis:

mariopowertennis:

browningtons:

browningtons:

Who up

DID YALL HEAR ME I SAY WHO IS UP

This is it. The original use of this image. I created this with pure intentions, and now it’s known only as the Nut Button.

gordonm99:

free-market-pluralist:

hotgirltori:

Wtfgstagashshshshslspznxbxbdisjssnsj

glissandodisaster:

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

same energy

a-la-vie-a-la-mort:

teathattast:

This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

Truth

umbronydraws:

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅